You Seeng Sexy Moosic. Vee Mek BAYbees, Da? (or, And Now We’ve [truly] Come, to the End of the Road…)

So, if you were the president of Russia and your people were not having enough  children to support your social infrastructure, what would you do?

A). Enact legislation and initiate a public information campaign designed to curtail the scandalous abortion rates affecting your country.

B). Hire Boyz II Men to reprise their greatest romantic hits in the hopes of indirectly increasing  fertility rates.

If you guessed B then (God help us) you’d be absolutely right.